If I was Alice, I would have never left Wonderland

If I was Alice, I would have never left Wonderland

Revolutionaries wait for my head on a silver plate, just a puppet on a lonely string

Oh who would ever want to be king?

crystalzelda:

laughwithoutworries:

herpthederpboywonder:

lanuminga:

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roxaskeisuperfighter:

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zombiekunoichi:

Barbie, why in the fuck do you have a wine bottle on top of the oven. That’s a safety hazard, you stupid bitch.

Jesus christ Barbie, you left the fridge open — I mean seriously, you’re letting all that cold air out and all your food is going to spoil. What the hell is wrong with you barbie, you food wasting bitch. What. the actual. hell.

How could you just leave a cheese grater on top of the fridge like that? It can easily fall and hurt someone, what the hell barbie, you fucking sadistic fuck.

Barbie, what the fuck do you even think you’re doing?! Did you think you were going to get away with this?! If your mother saw you trying to clean up blood with Dawn — fucking Dawn, Barbie — she’d shit a brick. Use some god damn bleach. Jesus.

Bitch use some goddamn fucking common sense. If you’re going to store raw meat in your fridge, put it in goddamn container. JFC, are you retarded? That shit’s going to drip blood ALLLLL over all your other foods. Do you want to get sick? That little pan you got it on ain’t gonna cut it - it’ll fill right up and drip from the corners. Jeez, think, would ya?

For the love of fuck, Barbie, how dirty do you have to be to have a fucking rat just chill next to your fridge????
Try sweeping up the fucking crumbs before you try mopping anything with fucking Dawn. Jesus Christ.
Oh my God Barbie what the hell is wrong with you! Who wears white pants while cleaning the kitchen? Get real Barbie you’re such a dumb ass.

Barbie, what are you even thinking of doing with that hose? Hoses need a pipe outside of the house to use. Where did you think you were gonna get the water for that, huh? Use your brain next time.

Barbie, are you fucking leaving your knife on the floor? Do you know how much shit is on your floor, ESPECIALLY that you have pets and vermin in the house? You cut meat with that shit, Barbie. Jesus fuck put it in the goddamn sink, don’t leave that shit out on the nasty ass dirty floor. DAMN you dumb.

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